2. floweranger:

    do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

    (Source: flewor, via alltheselittlethingsabout1d)


  3. "Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges."
    — potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

    (via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

  4. otterly-sherlocked:

    Everything about this movie is gold

    (Source: stilinskiscotts, via alltheselittlethingsabout1d)


  6. eidak:

    the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

    (via alltheselittlethingsabout1d)


  8. butseriouslyy:


    gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

    gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

    gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

    wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

    (Source: vaxeens, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

  9. mikeleviwaaron:


    20 Historical Photos (x)

    If you don’t think that history is some of the most interesting shit ever, you can get out. 

    (via thegirlwhoswanted)


  10. blein:

    sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

    (Source: elderstunningham, via thegirlwhoswanted)

  11. elsabeyondarendelle:

    I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

    (via thegirlwhoswanted)

  12. pleatedjeans:

    Here I come…

    There I go… [x]

    (via humoristics)


  13. kldzbop:


    see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy



    (via alltheselittlethingsabout1d)

  14. typical:

    A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

    Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

    She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”

    It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

    I think this just changed my life.

    And this is why Psychology is my major.

    (Source: fearrfullittleloverr, via alltheselittlethingsabout1d)

  15. davidandthat:


    STORY TIME KIDS. Lucas Grabeel who played Ryan Evans was 100% for making Ryan canonically gay, and spoke to Kenny Ortega at length to get Ryan to at least hold hands with a male student in the final scene. Grabeel is straight but thought it was so important for Disney viewers to see gay characters on TV, knowing that the HSM3 viewership was age 11+, when kids may start thinking about who they’re attracted to a bit more. basically Disney gave Lucas a flat out no and as a response wrote in Ryan’s relationship with Kelsi last minute (as speculation was already flying around about Kelsi being a lesbian). so even though disney screwed them over ortega told grabeel that he could do whatever he liked in the blooper reel and they’d include it in the DVD. hence above.

    I reblog this every time its on my dashboard and I’m not even approaching embarrassed. 

    (Source: tookmyworldwithyou, via alltheselittlethingsabout1d)