3. matociquala:



    i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

    and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns


    my grandma is 82


    The street finds its own uses.

    (Source: supermassiveasshole, via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

  4. shuttersmiley:


    my hunch was just confirmed that a white girl runs the “common black girl” twitter account

    There is not a black person alive that wishes they were a teen in the 50s

    (via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

  5. shingekinokyojinheaven:


    The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

    let her on the damn couch you monster

    (via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

  6. thighabetic:

    Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

    (Source: missconceptions, via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

  9. phon3y:

    I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

    (Source: unlucky-artist, via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

  11. orlandobloomfistmeintheass:


    I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.


    i fucking watched this

    for 15 minutes

    waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

    15 minutes

    of staring 

    i trusted you

    do you understand 

    how much i want to kill you right now

    (via touch-my-fart-kingdom)

  13. poyzn:

    Quick and simple lifehacks.

    (via laugh-addict)

  14. sharltonspensiter:

    When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.”
    So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959)
    Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

    (via coconutthead)

  15. queen-siobhan:


    Now You Know why you should never release 1.5 million balloons at once. (Source)

    Don’t tell me how to live me life

    (via coconutthead)